Closed Doors Win Wars w/ Amber Nelson & Sophie Santos

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Amber Nelson & Sophie Santos join Kurt & Sherrod in studio this week as they find out how Amber's identity was stolen by another actress, how Sophie found out she was a lesbian & Amber's different childhood spent growing up in Saudi Arabia. Check it out! Become a patron on our Patreon page and get access to our extra stuff including our most recent bonus episode with the hilarious Bert Kreischer & Kyle Grooms! www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.0	It's what we do, baby!
0:10.0	This is Race Wars.
0:12.0	I have the power!
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.0	How's the bill?
0:17.0	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.0	And Charade Small. Saddle down, bitch
0:22.0	Race Wars
0:24.2	Yeah
0:25.9	I'm sick bitch
0:28.8	I don't know why
0:30.0	Wait why is that
0:30.9	Why you sound like that
0:32.0	Well
0:32.8	I don't know why we cut off
0:34.5	When you go settle the fuck down
0:35.8	Bitch niggas
0:36.7	We cut off niggas Yeah Yeah, we cut that off.
0:38.1	So now it looks like misogyny instead of racism.
0:41.0	No.
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