Australian For Yes w/ Nick Mullen

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2016

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

It's a post election Race Wars as comedian Nick Mullen joins Kurt & Sherrod in studio as the guys read some tweets from sad celebrities after Trump's victory, get into why Israel & Iran hate each other so much and get a surprise visit from Australian Nick! Check it out! Become a patron on our Patreon page and get access to our extra stuff including our most recent bonus episode with the hilarious Bert Kreischer & Kyle Grooms! www.patreon.com/racewars Kurt & Barry Crimmins are doing another show at The Village Underground in NYC on October 15th! www.comedycellar.com/events/metzgerworse.html

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.1	It's what we do, baby!
0:09.8	This is Race Wars.
0:12.8	I have the power!
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.1	How's the field?
0:17.1	With Kurt Metzker.
0:17.9	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.3	And Charade Small.
0:20.5	Soutle down, bitch.
0:22.4	Race Wars.
0:25.8	Yeah, we're the boys.
0:29.2	Oh, we know boys.
0:31.1	Oh, what is new?
0:33.4	Oh, what an amazing election last night.
0:36.2	Why, what happened?
0:36.8	I was doing Big Jays crowd work show.
0:39.5	Oh, you know, I said the Monopoly man won.
0:41.1	The guy who owns the Monopoly game.
0:42.7	He won and he's our new president.
0:44.7	We called it, Kurt.
0:46.1	Hillary won?
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