CLIP- The Hotel Hornies
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 12 May 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.4 | All right, well, this will blow your mind. It's K-Rock. We are a Klein-Ally Show. And maybe... |
| 0:34.5 | Please don't say blow. This will blow your mind. I don't know how you are able to even continue to be around your own mom when you learn stuff like this. I don't know why she tells us these things. I don't know why my mother feels the need to share any details about her sex life. But she does, and I guess because she's proud of it, she's probably having way more sex than I am, she feels the need to share. |
| 0:58.8 | And I don't, I think now at this point she's gotten enjoyment of how uncomfortable it makes us. |
| 1:05.2 | Oh, is that why? |
| 1:05.8 | So she's mentioning it more. |
| 1:08.3 | Can't say that, Jake, in this context. |
| 1:09.9 | So this was Saturday morning. She's that, Jake, in this context. So this was a Saturday morning. |
| 1:12.2 | She's very cocky, always. |
| 1:14.8 | We all woke up, we were getting ready. |
| 1:17.0 | Me and my wife and kid were staying with my sister, but my mom and her husband were staying in a hotel. |
| 1:23.3 | Husband number three, if you're new to the show. |
| 1:25.4 | Yes. |
| 1:25.8 | And the reason is because ali's mom kills |
| 1:28.7 | her other husbands no she's she she upgrades her husbands every couple of years first one is a high |
| 1:35.7 | school sweetheart second one was a cool guy in a band third one is a rich a very nice rich guy that she |
| 1:42.4 | used to go to school but i mean that's they say like you know There's certain types for all people out there But she's really had her I mean you think about it Her type is all Her type is all with the above But yeah I mean that's like some people can relate Oh I'm also with my high school sweetheart Omar's with his high school sweetheart Oh yeah they were Mr. and Mrs. in seventh grade. So she did that thing and then she goes, you know what? That was nice and comfortable, but you know what I want? I want a bad boy rock star. So she gets with the bad boy rock star for a while. Pops out Allie's hot sister with that guy. Yeah. And got to live that life. But then she decides, you know what? i want to be taken care of i want to be a maid |
| 2:17.8 | lady so then she dumps that loser and moves on and finds this guy who's i don't know some sort of a tycoon of some sort i don't even know how he has his money thanks for the history lesson well you know it's your dad's but i'm blowing away now she's living the good life yeah now she's living a great life. |
| 2:13.7 | So she's got to be good with her mouth. |
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