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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

8am- Vanessa's ER Visit, The Hotel Hornies and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.3

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.6

This is the world famous K.Rock.

0:34.3

Ian, you're on the phone right now at K-Rock.

0:36.6

Why are you calling?

0:54.4

Klein, hey. What's up? How's going? Good. Why are you on our phones? Because I'm here to win Jack White ticket. Ah, yeah. Allie did say something very white sounding. Here it is. This is not a top-tier canned ham. Yeah, she loves talking about canned hams.

0:52.9

If you ever had a conversation with Allie, she cannot go more than three minutes without talking about her favorite canned ham. And don't talk to me unless you have a top-tier canned ham. Yeah, that's a top-tier can't ham. She doesn't waste your time with bottom-tier. When you hear Ali say very white things out of context on the show, call us up and get yourself tickets to a sold-out Jack White show tonight at Palladium.

0:54.0

Ian, you're in.

0:54.6

Congratulations.

1:11.5

Hold on, all right. show. Call us up and get yourself tickets to a sold-out Jack White show tonight at Palladium.

1:10.1

Ian, you're in. Congratulations. Hold on, all right? All right. Enjoy yourself some Jack White. We've got three more pairs of those tickets to give you today. So I hope you're listening intently for the next couple hours. And then we'll do it tomorrow as well. He's got a couple of sold-out shows, but fear not, we will get your ass in.

1:47.3

Jack White, and also later this morning, we get you into Disneyland. So be ready for that. A big hour to get into after this one. Almost Monday. Can't slow down. And then everything else we have in store for you right here on K.Rock, good morning. All right. Well, this will blow your mind. It's Krock. We are Klein Alley's show and maybe... Please don't say blow.

1:48.5

This will blow your mind. I don't know how you are able to even continue to be around your own mom when you learn stuff like this.

1:57.6

I don't know why she tells us these things. I don't know why my mother feels the need to share any details about her sex life.

2:05.2

But she does, and I guess because she's proud of it, she's probably having way more sex than I am,

2:09.9

she feels the need to share.

2:11.7

And I don't, I think now at this point she's gotten enjoyment of how uncomfortable it makes us.

2:17.9

Oh, is that why?

2:18.6

So she's mentioning it more.

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