Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous Shairo. All right, welcome me on Monday. Good morning. We are Cline Alley show. I'm Klein. That is Allie right there. Allie, you dumb ass. Okay, calm down. Save it. Monday, anger. This hour on the show, we're going to redo your mother's day. If you are a mom, even if you're a fur mom and you had a terrible day yesterday, it was supposed to be your day.

And maybe you didn't get that R&R.

You didn't get that rest and relaxation. Maybe you spent all day in the ER because one of your kids tried to swallow a Lego. Who knows? Whatever the reason is, your mother's day was a fail. We will go ahead and try to make it right. We've done this before. It's like a Mother's Day redo. and the prize we have for you moms this hour is a one-night stay.

You could bring your kid if you want,

but I would recommend it. this before. It's like a Mother's Day redo and the prize we have for you moms this hour is a one-night

stay. You could bring your kid if you want, but I would recommend you just take a night to yourself.

Don't do it. Paseo Hotel Spa, Huntington Beach, Ocean Front Room, treatment at the Arna Spa.

Yes, it's great when your kids give you those homemade flowers that they make every year with tissue

paper and pipe cleaner, but the reality is you act excited and you have a moment. I saw Ali posted this little keychain. Her kid made her. It's all his little hand. But most of the keychain, as you know, was written, I mean, it was Sharpie and it was written on by an adult. Yeah, but he colored, he traced his own hand and he colored the hand the way he wanted to.

But let's be honest. Like, it's cool because it's your kid.

But it's my first Mother's Day gift from my kid. I got it. But let's just say you're a mom and you've been getting those for nine years now. And you're going like, all right, at some point. I don't need this money key trains. We don't even have keys anymore. What's the point? I don't need this anymore.

So we want to give you something

that you could actually want

and you deserve

and that'll be coming up

this hour on the show.

So just be ready What's the point? I don't need this anymore. So we want to give you something that you could actually want and you deserve.

And that'll be coming up this hour on the show.

So just be ready to tell us why your mother's day was an epic fail. And if you're driving your kids of school right now and they're in the car, you still want to tell us why it was a fail because of them? We'd love to hear those stories. Use code words. Yeah, we'll get to that coming up this hour.

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