Climb every mountain & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

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0:00.0	Being a cat is tough. I mean someone's got to head but you awake at 5 a.m.
0:05.0	So after a long hard morning my human better bring me a tasty bowl of whiskers.
0:10.0	Mmm, so many flavors to choose from.
0:13.5	If you're listening, Kevin, chop chop, it's almost per o'clock.
0:17.5	Whiskers per more.
0:20.0	Get set Britain.
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0:45.8	Barclays, here for every goal.
0:48.0	Simon Mayo's Confessions Podcast. Thanks to Coop Insurance, Award winning cover for your car, home, holiday, and more.
1:00.0	Step into our Confessional, confess all, we won't tell anyone, just the entire nation.
1:08.8	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simonio's Confessions
1:13.0	Come on in, take a seat, take a pew.
1:16.0	Actually my microphone's too high, there you go, it's fine now.
1:18.0	That sounds about that.
1:19.0	Yeah.
1:20.0	We're going to hear from this week's Sinners this particular podcast who've all written in to confess their misdemeanors and to be judged by the nation and also us your friends at Greatest Kids radio.
1:32.0	Sister Susie is not in the pub,
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