Step into our confessional, confess all, we won't tell anyone, just the entire nation.

From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.

Yes, welcome back. Congregation, I hope everyone had a lovely break and

that you enjoyed the summer specials from the crypt as we teased last week. We are back from

our holidays for season six.

That sounds very fabulous.

Because season six, but really is like season two hundred and five.

It does feel more like that.

Oh, the Confessions have cast your weekly mindful moment

to listen to sinners bearing their souls

and revealing their misdemeanors to be judged by the nation

and brought to you by the excellent colleagues

here at Greatest Hits Radio.

Sister Susie resplendent, it says here in the salon bar, but I think it's a saloon bar.

She's refreshed and even though she is now...

She is that old, isn't she?

Oh my goodness.

Imagine being that old.

That would be incredible.

But she's still sounding fantastic and groovy.

Oh yeah.

Brother Matt's in his usual place which is the car.

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