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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

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0:00.0	Simon Mayo's Confessions Podcast.
0:03.0	Thanks to Co-op Insurance.
0:05.0	If you're a member, you'll always get their best price.
0:09.0	Step into our Confessional, confess all, we won't tell anyone, just the entire nation.
0:18.0	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:23.0	And you're very welcome.
0:24.0	Welcome congregation and close the door as you come in.
0:27.0	Matt won't let us have the heating on, so...
0:29.0	Quite right, no heating yet, because obviously it's still September.
0:32.0	Although, certainly speaking, still... yet because obviously it's still September.
0:32.7	Although certainly speaking still summer.
0:35.4	Well it needs no it's not it's awesome we start September the first.
0:38.8	I think it says British summertime on my watch.
0:41.2	I'm wearing a watch, but if I did...
0:43.0	You sound like Alan Partridge.
0:45.0	I do.
0:46.0	Oh my God, about 30 years too late for that party.
0:49.0	Yes.
0:50.0	That ship well and true.
0:51.0	Anyway, what you don't know is that we've all got a heating on, it's just your bit.
0:54.0	Oh, I don't doubt, I mean I doubt my own heating is on right now, definitely, and it's turned off 10 minutes
0:59.1	before I get through the door.
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