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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Johnny's birthday today. We'll get into your clickbait in a moment. Solve the internet's biggest riddles and mysteries, but some people that would like to defend Vanessa

0:38.3

because she sounded like she was getting all fired up a moment ago after her admission on Friday's Box of Shame. Hey, guys, this message is for Vanessa, or about Vanessa, I guess. I don't know if you guys are serious about people giving her threats and being mean to her about what she said in the Box of Shame. but if it is true, then I just want to say for those people,

0:55.7

get off your high horse. If anything, she's a better person than you. We all have intrusive thoughts, 2026. We all know what that is. Everybody has them. And for her to have the balls to be on the radio and admit a pretty shameful, intrusive thought, I that that's that's that's awesome that she's

1:12.8

tough she's better than them anyways and they need to get off their high horse anyways still love

1:17.5

the show because which these people would get their panties out of their asses okay bye you

1:22.9

hear that venice you're getting a lot of the fence on the on the on the on the goat line uh including

1:26.6

this person who has a message for you as well

1:28.4

but that's my show sweet civets just calling in because i know everyone's been a little down after

1:34.2

Vanessa's falling spin with the dog and i thought a little uplifting joke with everyone's spirits

1:40.8

so here we go how many puppies does it take to paint a room? Depends on how hard

1:46.4

Vanessa throws them. Okay. Jesus Christ, that was not an uplifting joke at all. Look, it was just a

1:52.2

fleeting thought. We've all thought about murder. Right. We've all thought about murdering people,

1:56.5

animals. She admitted it. She got rid of the puppy. The puppy is safe now or has been euthanized, at least in a natural way. Regardless, Vanessa wants no part of that and she completely regrets that that was ever put in the box of shame. Look, then Vanessa will not want to share and be vulnerable. And is that what you want? Right. No. Vulnerable Vanessa's the best. That's what you find about the, find that about the backseat sex and the car and everything else. Vanessa, you don't stop being you. You understand me?

2:17.5

I don't stop being you.

2:19.0

You understand me?

2:21.1

I'm just going to be less me.

2:23.6

Don't be less you.

2:25.6

I'll talk where I feel comfortable.

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