So I started the day with you, Jackie, on Good Morning Britain at 10 past 6 this morning.

But I have to say, I thought we put in one of our better performances.

Well, I didn't only start the day with you.

I sort of almost ended yesterday with you because I was forced by my green tomato driver

to listen to you on LBC last night as I was driving through London.

You wouldn't have been listening anyway. You wouldn't have been listening anyway.

Oops, awkward.

There's loyalty for you.

I hear enough of you. I mean, I can't, you know, you're so everywhere on the media that I'd never get any work done if I was constantly listening to you in all your various incarnations, would I?

It's a complete myth that I'm everywhere on the media.

You do your CNN program.

You do your LBC program. You do your Good Morning Britain with me,

you do the podcast and numerous other podcasts, people could. If they downloaded all of your

podcasts, think about this hell listeners, they could probably have you constantly playing in their heads

24 hours a day.

Well, do you know, there is a new way that you can do that as well because, you know,

I have this new brand spanking new website.

Well, there's a section on it called Multimedia and I've been gradually uploading

virtually everything I've ever done going back to like 1999 and I've

discovered the things that I'd forgotten that I'd done actually we did a one thing which I wrote

but didn't actually voice was a not the news of 2012 which was absolutely hilarious I think

I've got a career as a comedy writer if it all goes wrong should Should you want to see it, Jackie, you could go to the multimedia section of my website at eindale.com and play it. I'm hardly ever off it, Ian.

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