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Judge John Hodgman

Clearing the Docket

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2014

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Bailiff Jesse and Judge John Hodgman return to chambers to clear out the docket. WHERE CAN I SEE JUDGE HODGMAN IN REAL LIFE? Great question! Judge Hodgman is out on the road right now, touring the Midwest and Northeast United States! Chicago! Milwaukee! Akron! Hartford! and more. Find a tourdate in your area here!

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0:00.0

BAM!

0:01.6

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:06.4

I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.

0:08.2

Judge Hodgman, time for another InChambers episode of the program, we'll be reading some

0:12.3

listener submissions to make snap judgments and having some probably kind of pedantic

0:16.8

notes.

0:17.8

Just you and me.

0:19.3

In Chambers.

0:20.3

I'm excited about this.

0:21.3

This is my new favorite type of episode of Judge John Hodgman.

0:23.7

I think that's mostly because I get to talk a lot more.

0:27.3

Yeah.

0:28.5

I love the sound of my voice.

0:29.5

It's beautiful.

0:30.5

Malif Lewis.

0:31.5

Shut your pie hole.

0:32.5

Ha ha ha.

0:33.5

Ha ha.

0:34.5

Ha.

0:35.5

It's my turn to shine.

0:37.5

Glenn writes, over the past three years, my longtime friend Adam has become heavily involved

0:41.7

in the cat world.

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