Amicus Grief

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2014

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Will brings the case against his friend Moby. Moby has constructed a "friendship and acquaintance theory" that helps her navigate the relationships in her life. She's entirely upfront about which people in her life are acquaintances, and which are friends. She says it helps her maintain better relationships. Will thinks Moby has gone overboard with the theory, and it's alienating her from other people. Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.3	I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn.
0:06.2	This week, Amicus Grief will bring the case against his friend, Moby.
0:11.0	Moby has constructed a, quote, friendship and acquaintance theory, unquote, that helps
0:16.7	her navigate the relationships in her life.
0:19.3	She's entirely upfront about which people in her life are acquaintances and which are
0:23.3	friends.
0:24.3	She says it helps her maintain better relationships.
0:27.7	Will thinks Moby's gone overboard with the theory and it's alienating her from other
0:32.0	people.
0:33.0	Who's right?
0:34.0	Who's wrong?
0:35.0	Only one man can decide.
0:36.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:41.3	reference.
0:42.4	Jesse begin dialogue.
0:44.6	I read somewhere that you weren't actually going to sing a hook on that song.
0:48.4	Yeah, I was trying to get my man T.J. Swan, but he said he was doing his album and then
0:53.7	I tried to get Albi Shor and then I tried to get Keith Sweat.
0:57.9	I tried to get them to sing it, but they were busy doing their stuff.
1:01.3	So I said, I'll do it.
1:03.4	Do you think it would have been as popular if Keith Sweat would have done it?
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