Welcome to Sad Boys, podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. You're reading a book. Is this a bad time? This is... I heard something was going on with... This is step into reading Taylor Swift. Yeah, I heard something that was going on with like a wedding. Yeah, it's not going to be printed in the book. Yeah, tell me about it. This says preschool to grade one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what it is? You know what it's confusing? I thought this was my phone. What this is is a birthday gift I got for someone for a party that I flaked on. Dude. And I just found in my bag. Hi, hello, by the way. Hey, I'm back in the room. You're back. It's not AI. One second. You, this is not a good time to be here. How long could it possibly take to read that book? So you got back to America. Not a very good book. I need to learn about America's sweethearts.

I mean, now that we're about the crown royalty.

Now I get like a bear. You can't hand me the book.

Okay. But you wouldn't even know what I read.

So first of all, it's texture.

It's a multimedia cover, which is kind of nice.

A random house, I know you were wondering this, did publish this.

Taylor Swift was born on December 13th, 1989, like the album in Pennsylvania.

December 13th is the day before my brother.

Taylor grew up with her parents and her younger brother.

They lived on a Christmas tree farm.

I wish I was old enough to read this.

Also, what a great, what a great, like, children's book backdrop. Christmas tree farm is like a thing I'd make up. Oh, Christmas tree farm is like a lifetime movie or a Hallmark movie. I've got to get out of here. I'm all business, business, business. I'm moving to a Christmas tree farm in a vineyard. Taylor helped around the farm. She rode horses. She acted in plays and she wrote poems. I don't, that doesn't sound like helping. Taylor loved writing. She won an award for her poetry. Relax. Chill out. So I could have done that. Taylor also loved music. Country songs were her favorite. And then she's got a Dolly Parton poster and a Shania Twain poster.

This one looks like she's at like a Democratic National Convention.

I, well, I did almost buy the Hillary one, but I got to say, famed LGBTQ icon.

Sorry, the context for that.

The context for that is that we were in London at the... Tate Modern. The Tate Modern gift shop, and there was a book of speeches that were...

Do you remember what the book was titled?

It was something about, like, the greatest LGBTQ plus speeches of all time.

Right.

In, like, modern history or whatever.

And I flipped to a random page, and it was Hillary Clinton. And she, it was

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