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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2014
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And the topic was ancient DJs who were still going and there's one in L.A. name, Art Le Bove. |
| 0:19.0 | Hello everybody, this is the smartest man in the world, Proofcast, who Ray Hurrah once again we take to the ether over a bowl of mashed avocados hoping that everyone within the sound of my voice |
| 0:28.0 | will have something nice happen today and that any of you evil people who are listening that you'll be received instant justice and a kind of comic retribution in the likes of which you had no idea was going to happen to you until I put the suggestion into the waves of the universe, one little drop into a giant pond of Proofasoid. |
| 0:49.0 | In any case, we're here at the fortress of Proofatude, normally we're live and often we're live and always we're live, that exceptionally we're not today. Ryan is here with me in the fortress and you may hear helicopters fly over because this is in Southern California and this is an embattled land. |
| 1:05.0 | If you watch the TV news here, you'd believe that gangs are killing you a lot but I think you'll find that it's other people in L.A. who drive into you and then drive away. That's the number one cause of death in L.A. I'm pretty sure you can look that up if you'd like. Let's take a moment now. |
| 1:21.0 | You do that while I carry on being wildly entertaining. The topic was art labo who's been a jock here for I'm guessing since the early 60s late 50s maybe and he has a gig here on 92 three hot jams and they play old school and like for instance today I was listening and I heard what have you done for me lately by Janet Jackson. |
| 1:49.0 | But I also heard seasons by earth wind and fire so you see where I'm going with this. They will kick a little hip hop from time to time but it's really more old school soul oldies. |
| 2:02.0 | And Ryan just posited because he just requested dedications, particularly Sunday night which is an extensive night of request and dedications. |
| 2:10.0 | And it's always high. This is the art labo show and we've got a request going out for kitty cat and in Gardena. |
| 2:20.0 | She wants to say hello to her man. Ace number seven. She won't say where he is but we hope he's not behind bars again. Ace and she says I love you forever with a four and an ever spilled backwards. |
| 2:35.0 | And she wants to hear. She wants to hear me and baby brother by war. |
| 2:43.0 | So he does those and then we're going to be by the time you this by the time you hear this coming out of your your buds. |
| 2:50.0 | All of played the British Columbian area with Ryan styles Jeff Davis and Joe Murray and we usually play a casino up there in Coquitlam. |
| 2:59.0 | Unbelievably named Coquitlam. Call the red robinson but I guess reds they I don't know what happened businesses change. |
| 3:07.0 | Red had told us about meeting the Beatles and the stones and Herman's armaments and whatnot because red was in his eighties and was this top DJ in Canada for ages and ages. |
| 3:18.0 | And so he always had great stories. I think I've mentioned it on the show before so I won't go into great detail but the best part of this gig is one short rib poutine. |
| 3:27.0 | Yeah, I think you heard me short rib poutine. Poutine doesn't have enough cholesterol inducing hallucinations. The minute you eat it, it feels like you eaten part of the package and that maybe there's some star from in your aorta on top of that. |
| 3:45.0 | The delicious deep red french fries the cheese curd the gravy. |
| 3:50.0 | They put short ribs on top of it to kind of kick it into another level. I remember ordering it last year and I said to the weight person all of the short rib poutine and she said we don't have short rib poutine. |
| 4:01.0 | And I much like Patrick Henry in the Virginia House of Commons or Burgesses picked up the document the menu and which was mimeographed you heard me I'm from the forties. |
| 4:12.0 | At least it wasn't did odd. It was mimeographed and I held it up and I waved it and I went oh yes you do have short rib poutine and I pointed to subject four on the line there it was in between the deep fried cholesterol puff on the Canadian revolt which is since Canada never had a revolution. |
| 4:33.0 | A doughnut covered with back bacon dipped in cornmeal and smeared with whatever jam they have there. |
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