Hello everybody, this is your Paula Proop Dog, and this is a very special episode of The

smartest man in the world. It is in fact the Greg Proop's shot show episode of The

smartest man in the world, and our guests are Fabulous Lip Sinka, the record producer

Tony Viscotti and the playwright Mark Crawley. I hope you enjoy our one-time

deviation from a tried and true format to explore some of the most creative minds

of the last zillion years, and I thank you.

Good evening, Manhattan. Welcome to the Greg Proop's shot show. I'm Greg Proop speaking to you from far,

far away from the far climbs of the backstage. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a

fabulous show for you here tonight, but first, before let's get going with one of

the most intensely wonderful performers that New York has ever produced,

please welcome the Fabulous Lip Sinka.

Thank you.

How lovely to be a woman. The way to was well worthwhile.

How lovely to wear mascara and smile, a woman smile.

How lovely to have a figure that's round instead of flat.

Whenever I hear boys whistle, hey, now I'm what they're whistling at.

I'm a girl and by me that's only great.

I am proud that my silhouette is curvy, that I walk with a sweet and girlish

gate with my hips kind of swively and swirvy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly.

When my date comes to get me at my place,

out I go with my Joe or John or Willie,

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