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The Smartest Man in the World

Leopards

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2014

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Live from LA's Nerdmelt Showroom, Greg brays on The Beatles, Ben Kingsley, and Bill Robinson.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here on this cold ass winter night in Hollywood, direction of a posting-throwing epicenter

0:26.5

of groove where all the comic books and graphic novels you could ever handle are

0:29.6

sold in a room full of people wearing t-shirts. It's called Nerd Melt Showroom ladies and gentlemen

0:35.7

and it's on like grapefruit pond. Once again we hope to conjoin and invite all of our friends to

0:41.6

dance in the ether with us on the end of a string as we run down this perilous rainbow adjacent

0:47.6

to the Sechi Winter Olympic corporate fucking revenue flow Russian oppression hateful homophobic

0:53.6

Olympics that are happening now sponsored by McDonald's and and all the other things that are

1:00.1

going on in your universe if you've never listened to the show before wow secondly if you're just

1:06.2

joining us in podcast land as I've so often said if you're drinking and it's the morning and you're

1:11.9

looking after children this is a really good time to slow things down and if you're jogging or

1:17.9

whatever I would jog like Willie Nelson does you mean be rickety and be 80 years old and be a billionaire

1:22.4

songwriter no he carried a joint in his sock he jogs in the morning and then he stops and he

1:28.9

halves and then he goes and that's why he's whipped in at the age of 154 I didn't watch the Beatles

1:37.2

karaoke last week but it looked pretty good the Beatles have had their 403 union this year and

1:43.2

they're over 4,000 years old they were born during the Pleistocene epoch and when there was no

1:47.9

music on the earth and there was only steam vents that came out in multicolored harmonics and at that

1:53.3

moment John Lennon did a rail of speed and hamburger and all of a sudden rock was born it's an

1:58.5

amazing story Paul McCartney is a little prematurely brunette for my taste right at the moment but

2:05.0

hang him tough ringo is as sexy as he's ever been and it's on there was a lot of extra

2:12.4

guest stars I'm not sure why Katy Perry's at a Beatles concert other than as a reminder that time

2:19.9

has passed and that we too need milestones in this day and age and that we desperately search

2:27.3

our vast cultural wasteland looking through the alkali pits and the pools of pitted fucking

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