Cinephobe Ep 294: The Three Musketeers

Cinephobe

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Film Reviews

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 118 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey listener, it's Zach Harper, Amina al-Hasson, and Anthony Mays of Cynophobe.
0:06.2	You may be asking yourself, what is Cinephobe? I mean, would you like to fill in the people? Cinephope is the podcast for Zach and I watch movies that are poorly rated on Ron Tomatoes and try to ascertain. We're trying to ascertain. Yes. Okay. Accertain. Whether or not they're accurately poorly rated, or maybe they didn't get a fair shake.
0:22.5	Cynopo produced by this guy Anthony Mace.
0:24.5	Hey, that's me. I produced this show. I also watched the movies, even though that wasn't included in the description. And I also ascertained. This month is... Wow. Oh, Maze, what do you say that? Supercharge it. So that this promo can remain evergreen. McAvity. I feel like explaining a little bit more. In 60 seconds? I don't know. Maybe I don't bring attention to it. Assuring people like, look, if you listen, you're going to get it. Just give it time. That's a good promo. Just listen to it. Give it time.
0:55.1	You'll figure it out.
1:14.1	Is this the promo right now? Isn't it? Okay, I think we got it. Sid-a-vote. Where we get podcasts? This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity. Listener discretion is advised. Don't let your kids listen to this. So consider this the addendum to last week's episode since we didn't have time to address the news that broke shortly after we recorded
1:20.3	Rush Hour 3, which is Rush Hour 4. That's right. As per 45. After all the Wikipedia reading
1:26.8	we did in that episode,
1:28.2	we have to add a whole other paragraph to that Wikipedia, man.
1:32.1	Is it because of 45?
1:34.3	Yes.
1:34.7	I felt like they kind of...
1:35.9	Look, I don't know all of the state-controlled media in the world.
1:39.7	This has to be the weirdest.
1:41.2	It feels exaggerated his role,
1:46.2	unless it's because he got... Did he get Brett Ratner off? Yes. Oh, okay, there you go. Then it is. What do you just say? I didn't lie.
1:51.4	I didn't hear the end of the question before it started saying yes. It was a blind endorsement by
1:57.1	Zach Harper. It was a blind yes-hand, but I still agree.
2:01.9	Wow.
2:02.3	Okay.
2:02.8	Maybe he does deserve the credit.
2:04.1	Well, he went to the Ellicence because that's his media pipeline as
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