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🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	Are you tired of the mainstream media's coverage of the NBA?
0:03.4	You ever wonder about what they're hiding?
0:05.2	The stories that don't fit the agenda.
0:07.0	Do you want the truth? Do you think you can handle it?
0:09.6	Welcome to Basketball Illuminati.
0:12.4	I'm Tom Haberstroo.
0:13.7	And I'm Amino Hassan.
0:14.9	With over two decades of experience navigating the shadowy depths of the NBA.
0:19.2	We'll peel back the curtain and show you how the hidden cabal really operates.
0:23.9	Are you ready to be enlightened?
0:25.7	Basketball Illuminati podcast.
0:27.5	Join the Illumination and keep your third eye open.
0:30.6	Guys, what did you like putting together better, your ass off or your ass on awards?
0:35.3	Sounds like you want to do the cold oven for top five ass offs.
0:42.0	Now, here's the problem.
0:43.9	We mentioned in the last episode, oh, man, there's a couple guys or a couple of people who
0:51.5	should be nominated were eligible because those movies haven't,
0:55.7	those episodes haven't released yet.
0:57.6	Right.
0:58.3	And then we recorded an episode and somehow,
1:00.6	here I am again,
1:02.1	with yet another nominee
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