Hey listener, it's Zach Harper, Amina al-Hasson, and Anthony Mays of Cynophobe.

You may be asking yourself, what is Cinephobe? I mean, would you like to fill in the people? Cinephope is the podcast for Zach and I watch movies that are poorly rated on Ron Tomatoes and try to ascertain. We're trying to ascertain. Yes. Okay. Accertain. Whether or not they're accurately poorly rated, or maybe they didn't get a fair shake.

Cynopo produced by this guy Anthony Mace.

Hey, that's me. I produced this show. I also watched the movies, even though that wasn't included in the description. And I also ascertained. This month is... Wow. Oh, Maze, what do you say that? Supercharge it. So that this promo can remain evergreen. McAvity. I feel like explaining a little bit more. In 60 seconds? I don't know. Maybe I don't bring attention to it. Assuring people like, look, if you listen, you're going to get it. Just give it time. That's a good promo. Just listen to it. Give it time.

You'll figure it out.

Is this the promo right now? Isn't it? Okay, I think we got it. Sid-a-vote. Where do you get podcasts? This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity. Listener discretion is advised. Don't let your kids listen to this. Man, I missed the pandemic. Oh, God. Me too.

I miss it, man. Me too. Some of the best content. Best time of my life. I could not imagine spending three hours on something that I didn't like after 10 minutes. You don't like it. You are a weird individual to keep watching.

What are you dedicated a week of your life to dislike something?

Get a hobby, knit something.

Go for a walk.

Previously on Cynophobe.

How am I supposed to go back to the me before all of this pain?

Excuse me?

We're new in town and we've never had sex before.

Would you give us the hands?

I would have rather seen his cock.

Had away, Bobby! This episode in this movie exists. You bet your sweet ass I saw a lawn more man. Oh, Teddy. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. We're not talking, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future. They have a stupid heart and a stupid but regular ice guy. You think I'm a coward, you're wrong. I'm not a coward, you're the coward, I'm not a coward. I love cocaine. I do it all the time. I'm sorry, you guys. I don't mean like homosexual. I mean, like... I got nukes shooting out of my dick right now.

I've got so many nukes.

I mean, look at this buffet of ass.

Mouth to dildo, dilda, ass, ass to ass.

Hi, Brant, anal B's.

I'm the goddamn talent, maize.

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