Top 5 Ass Offs of 2025

Cinephobe

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Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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1:00.3	Did you have more fun?
1:03.2	Do you have more fun making your ass off list or ass on list?
1:10.0	Oh, that's a good question.
1:11.8	Because as we're starting, as we're starting this week, the next three weeks, we're doing the best of 2025.
1:17.6	Ass off's, Afzon, and Golden Dumpsters.
1:21.5	The Golden Dumpster one is going to take.
1:24.3	That's a three-parter.
1:27.3	Yeah, I haven't noticed for that yet. It's going three-parter. Yeah, I haven't been a list for that yet.
1:29.8	It's going to be a lot
1:31.4	tougher. This was... It was super hard.
1:34.7	Fairly straightforward, but
1:36.8	I have more fun with ass-ons, for sure.
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