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🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 118 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity. |
| 0:06.1 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:07.7 | Don't let your kids listen to this. |
| 0:12.3 | No, no. |
| 0:14.0 | That you don't go. |
| 0:15.9 | All that. |
| 0:17.3 | But again, I say Changcheng Peng Chaplain, you can't hit that fast enough. Oh, that's right. I had to reorganize my soundboard here. Ooh. Oh, shit. Because there have been additions, right? I've now consolidated a tension folder. Do you want to guess what's in the tension folder? Tension folder. Okay, let me guess. Sorry. Seven buttons buttons. Ashley. Will Farrell and he's bound it down. The goods. My girl. Catherine Hahn. Norm? No, Norm's still his own folder. Norm's got his own folder. How about that? He's got too many hits. One is not from a movie. One is one of our friends. Was. God damn. Five dudes. Oh my God. Five dicks. Damn. That's not tension though. It's tension. Five dicks is tension. Five dicks of tension. I feel like we bring it up when the number five comes up more than when tension comes up. Or dicks. Well, we bring it up when there's five dudes. |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah, the five horsemen. |
| 1:12.5 | Oh, my God. Five dicks. Damn. But not necessarily tension, though. No, that's tension, man. You know where those dicks are going. Zach hates that one. Oh, puss. Oh, yeah, I don't like that. Just say pussy. It's a lot of pussy. Zach likes this one, though. |
| 1:26.9 | Master Dick. |
| 1:27.7 | I like Master Dick. |
| 1:28.6 | There's also this one. |
| 1:29.5 | Ah, homophobia. |
| 1:31.0 | Well. Just say pussy. It's a lot of pussy. Zach likes this one, though. Master Dick. I like Master Dick. There's also this one. Ah, homophobia. Well, that's not tension. And finally, it's a fuckhouse. Oh, yeah. But I had to make room for... It's a can of magic. It's a can of magic. Oh. Zagulia. What was that? |
| 1:45.1 | Draculia. |
| 1:46.0 | Draculia. |
| 1:46.6 | Dracquia. |
| 1:47.5 | Zakwia. |
| 1:50.6 | Dracquia 2000, yeah. |
| 1:52.3 | It's the breathless. |
| 1:53.3 | Dracquia. |
| 1:54.1 | Draculia. |
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