Snooze Control

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2012

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Ben brings the case against his wife Jenna, who insists on wringing every last bit of sleep she can before arising for work. Ben's partial to a gentle wakeup and says his wife's approach stresses him out. Who is right?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
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0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:38.8	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:40.9	I'm Baylev Jesse Thorne.
0:42.9	This week, snooze control.
0:45.3	Ben brings the case against his wife, Jenna.
0:48.0	They went and moved in together a few years ago and have yet to come to an agreement on
0:51.8	their morning routine.
0:53.2	Jenna isn't really an early riser and prefers to get as much sleep as she can before getting
0:57.9	out of bed.
0:59.2	Ben believes in a schedule that allows them plenty of time to wake up and prepare for
1:03.1	the day.
1:04.1	How should they model their mornings?
1:05.8	Only one man can decide.
1:07.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:11.4	Wake up!
1:16.4	Wake up, wake up, wake up, you wake up, you wake up, you wake up.
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