0:00.0	I want to apologize, first of all, for coming on a hungover mess last week.
0:06.1	Dude, I loved it.
0:06.9	It was Tuesday.
0:08.4	I couldn't record Monday or the beginning of Tuesday.
0:11.4	It was too late to do it Wednesday and push it out Wednesday evening.
0:14.7	So I just put my alcohol-soaked body on this chair next to cigar guy and just made noises for an hour.
0:22.8	You made some good noises, though.
0:24.1	I disagree.
0:25.4	I apologize everybody, but I want to start this episode by saying, Austin, you call yourself a Texan?
0:32.3	Mm.
0:33.8	Yes, I do.
0:35.8	Austin embarrassed himself in Las Vegas this weekend.
0:38.7	Oh, did he?
0:41.1	I shot left-handed with a gun.
0:44.8	Oh, he's already backtracked.
0:47.6	Austin, and people who are listening, I am holding up something right now.
0:52.5	Maybe tune in on YouTube, if you want to see what do what is what am I holding? Your bullet report. That was yours? This is the target that I had to
1:01.4	shoot at with an M4 from 25 yards while supporting the M4 with just my arms. I had no pillow to
1:09.1	mount it on, no tripod. Austin, how many rounds,
1:12.9	this is a full magazine,
1:14.2	didn't land square in this blue man's face?
1:17.9	Four.
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