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Run That Prank

Church Usher

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The Nephew tells a 47 year church usher to change her attitude.

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.4

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.5

And the subject is, he's afraid of the competition.

0:15.1

Wait until you see who he's competing with.

0:17.5

I should say what he's competing with.

0:19.9

That's coming up, too.

0:21.1

But right now, the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.

0:25.0

What you got for is neff?

0:26.5

Well, we all grew up in the church.

0:28.3

Every last one of us on this show, we all grew up in the church.

0:31.2

And there's one position in the church that you respect.

0:35.3

There's one that you just do not cross the line with this

0:39.1

particular position. And that is the usher boy. The usher boy. All right. Yes, sir.

0:47.6

You're right. Here is the usher lady. We don't, you don't, you think you do not, you don't

0:53.1

cross the usher lady at all. You never cross

0:56.5

it. It is not a game. Cat dog, if you would. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a sister

1:03.9

B. This is Mr. How you doing? Good, good evening to you, ma'am. I don't mean to be giving

1:10.2

you a call this late in the

1:11.4

evening but i i am uh the new youth minister i haven't uh my name is sean williams over

1:17.2

at missionary baptist church which my understanding what what wait wait wait what you mean

1:22.1

new youth minister what happened uh he's no longer with the church anymore ma'am no oh my no why what happened well i'm not at

1:31.3

liberty to speak up on that but but what i was doing is getting around and making sure i i met

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