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And the subject is, he repeated everything I said about her.

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few, because right now it is time for the nephew.

And today's prank phone call, Neffff what you got for us well we are in the middle of uh this is but man we

about to call butt man okay that's the name of butt man yeah yeah he's been xeroxing his butt on the

copy machine at the job but man man. Yeah. He needs something to do. We need to line people up so we can figure out who but man is. We just take a listen. Here we go. We're going to find out who but man is. We got a copy of it. So we know it when we see it. Let's go, Ketto.

Hello. Hey, I'm trying to reach Vaughn, please. This is Vaughn. Who is this?

Vaughn. This is Darius. Darius with Human Resources. How are you?

I'm doing fine. Can I help you? Yeah. Listen, we have an incident that has taken place at the job. You actually, what floor are you on,

Vaughn? On floor 12. Floor 12. All right. So, do you use the copy machine that often on that

floor? Not all the time, but I do use it every once in a while. Okay, every once in a while.

So here's what's going on.

There's going to be some actions being taking place here pretty soon, some legal actions,

and we're just clearing everybody, you know, this is just a proper procedure that we're having to go through.

So let me just kind of enlighten you on what's taking place.

Someone on the 12th floor

has copied their butt on a piece of paper in the copy machine. So someone actually sat up on

the Xerox machine and copied their butt. Why someone would do that, I have no earthly idea. But

what's happening now is everyone on your floor

is going to have to come in

and show their butts. So

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