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Coming up at four minutes after the hour, it's today's strawberry letter.

The subject is, I should tell him before marriage.

We'll find out what that's all about.

You think?

Yeah, because right now, it is time for the prank phone call with the nephew. Nephew, what you got for us? You know, every night and then I step out over that line where you're not supposed to cross. You know, sometimes you step out there. And, you know, when you're in the middle of pranketeering, you know, like I do, when I'm pranketeering, you know, sometimes I get caught out there.

Sometimes people scare me a little bit, you know, I got to be honest about that.

This one right here, yeah, yeah, this one right here kind of caught me off God.

I got a little scared.

I mean, I stayed in there, you know, as the prankster that I am.

I stayed in there.

But my heart did drop a couple of times. This right here is called Gene. I got your girl. Gene, I got your girl. Let's go. Hello? Speed of Gene. Yeah, what's how old is? My name Vernon, brother. What's playing? What's going on? I need to holl at you for a minute, my man.

About what?

I want to holl at you about your wife.

So you got a minute?

Yeah, I'm listening.

I don't even know how to break this to you, do I just want to be straight up with you, man. Me and your wife been kind of seeing each other. and really she want to let you go but she really ain't you know she really ain't got it got it up in her to say she want to let you go, but she, you know, she really ain't got it up in her to say she want to let you go.

So I'm coming to you like a man and letting you know, you know, that she really wanted to shut it down with you.

We've been seeing each other for a minute now.

So I don't know how we can, you know, I'm just coming at you like a man, brother, trying to let you know, she don't even really want you no more. You know, we didn't talk about it, talked about it, and I'm just trying to get it all I know. I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it really Okay Okay Well you know

That's a lot smoother than I expected player

I mean it is what it is

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