My Name is Mother (with Jon Gabrus)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Anya (who writes these episode descriptions, hello) finally gets a long awaited and much deserved apology from Shelby, in absentia. I guess I had to fly across the country to give Shelby the distance she needed to make amends. I've forgiven and I've forgotten. While I was away, Shelby and EJ decided the podcast is perfect (true) and that the funniest person in the world is Jon Gabrus (also true). He stopped by to talk about how super awkward it is to have a sleepover at someone else's house at a young age and how super awkward it is to take a poop at the airport. If you're one of our listeners located in Long Island who just got podcasts within the last 10 years, we welcome you to the show. Gabrus's Artifacts: Big Trouble in Little China (1986 Film) The Scene From Clueless Where Cher Comes Down The Stairs in a Calvin Klein Dress (1995 Film Scene/Gabrus's Sexual Awakening) Henry Cavill Fighting In a Bathroom in Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018 Film Scene/Gabrus's Queer Sexual Awakening) The Unlicensed Ice Cream Salesmen on Long Island Beaches (People) Follow Gabrus on Twitter and Instagram and listen to him on his Headgum podcasts, High and Mighty & Corked! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:09.9	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.6	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may
0:25.4	enter this voyager.
0:27.2	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.2	Goodjourjour, mona.
0:32.1	Hello, and saludo, Saturna.
0:34.1	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.1	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:04.4	What does it sound like?
1:10.1	Does that sound cool or bad?
1:11.3	It sounds like a dog like chewing on a sock.
1:17.1	Welcome back to another episode of ASMR with Shelby and EJ.
1:21.5	Thank you for coming.
1:24.3	Welcome to the shop.
1:25.9	This is one of the role plays.
1:27.2	I did a weird, I did a mouse sound. This is one of the role plays. I did a weird, I did a mouse sound.
1:28.6	This is one of the.
1:35.9	Allie just threw the headphones off.
1:39.3	And I want everyone to know, if someone did that to me, I was in Ali's position, I would have killed them.
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