Mysteries of the Easily Explainable
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, Tim back here to introduce a best-of-show. |
| 0:03.6 | Yes, I am still up in Ashtabula. |
| 0:06.7 | So today we're going to be playing a classic edition of DV. |
| 0:11.0 | And this time, I didn't decide which crusty-ass show to replay. |
| 0:16.4 | One of my listeners decided which crusty-ass show to replay. |
| 0:20.5 | That's because today's Best |
| 0:22.9 | of show is actually sponsored! Didn't think you'd be hearing from me today, huh? Today's show is |
| 0:30.9 | sponsored by Emotional Support Beverage, who writes, please play Distorted View Daily from August 30th, 2013 as a best of. |
| 0:40.2 | One of the news stories includes you doing a hilarious impression of a drunk woman, |
| 0:44.8 | ranting, and a reference to Vianetta, which newer listeners may never have heard. |
| 0:49.8 | Thanks, Emotional Support Beverage. |
| 0:51.8 | Yeah, thank you so much. |
| 0:53.2 | Emotional Support Beverage. I would be you so much. Emotional Support Beverage. |
| 0:55.2 | I would be happy to play that episode. |
| 0:57.5 | You know, the funny thing about Vianetta, |
| 0:58.8 | Vianetta, for those of you that don't know, |
| 1:01.6 | is an ice cream treat. |
| 1:04.4 | I think it became popular in the 80s. |
| 1:07.1 | And it was marketed as like a very fancy, |
| 1:15.9 | after-dinner treat for, like like dinner parties and get-togethers and stuff. |
| 1:21.9 | It's really just ribbons of ice cream and like chocolate sprinkles and shit, I don't know. |
| 1:29.6 | But it kind of looks like it's kind of looks like it's a long rectangle like ice cream cake type deal. Sadly, it was discontinued here in the U.S., |
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