Christmas on the Cheap

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

It seems like we're all broker than usual this year, so Amber and Ed wanted to show you how to do Christmas on the cheap side this year. You deserve it.

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0:00.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:05.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.
0:14.0	That's okay now I've got to me.
0:18.0	On the right side, you got to be on the bright side. Is your Christmas budget tighter than Joe
0:21.6	On the bright side?
0:22.6	You got to be on the bright side.
0:26.6	Is your Christmas budget tighter than a tube top at a hot dog eating contest?
0:31.6	Is your wallet emptier than Joel Olstein's church after a hurricane?
0:35.6	Well, today we're bringing joy to your pocketbook with Christmas on the cheap.
0:41.6	That's right.
0:42.6	Who says you can't jingle all the way when you're broke?
0:45.5	So tune in.
0:46.7	Get that hot cocoa with water in it and welcome to the brighter side.
0:51.2	Ah, yes.
0:53.3	Christmas on the cheap. Christmas on the cheap.
0:54.8	Christmas on the cheap.
0:56.0	My whole life.
0:57.1	Most of my life.
0:58.3	I feel like I had a couple freewheeling Christmases where I was like when I was
1:02.2	selling drugs or last Christmas was a Kanye Christmas.
1:05.5	I had the extra, I got, we had a special writing gig for Kanye and I got paid right before Christmas and I had $2,000 extra dollars in my pocket. Really? It was a Kanye Christmas. Everyone got gifts. So how does that feel, Ed, that you as a Jewish man? Well, I'm not a Jewish man, but I have Jewish family members. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. All right, you make that money. Well, he wasn't anti-Jew back then. I know, I know.
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