Got to be on the right side.

Got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.

That's okay now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the bright side you got to be on the bright side and find out on the bad times.

Let's take those no-no-noes and turn them into ho-ho-ho's.

That's right, it's a Ho-a-Goo-Goo-Christmas special.

Let's get on Santa's nice list and find the good in those bad times. Inside, it's so delightful on this week's Brighter Side.

Very nice. Thank you. Short and to the point. Short to the point. Everyone will ever know what's going the fuck on. It's Christmas time. We're doing hoopagoooooo. and we got some special friends and family in for this one.

We got my beautiful wife, Julie Rosen. How you doing? What's going on? Thank you for being here.

I'm good. How are my sweaters that you're wearing, treating you? Well, the accidental women's sweater that you purchased for yourself?

Yes. I bought myself a women's sweater at Disney World when we were on our honeymoon,

our sweet honeymoon that Julie had such a good time on.

I did.

Yeah, and I bought this sweater for myself, and it's got lady sleeves.

What do you mean, lady sleeves?

Look at those lady sleeves.

That's a lady's sleeves.

I didn't realize until I put it on.

It was just like, it was like tight in my chest and my back so wide. And it was like a mess. It's like, you take it. I don't fucking want it anyway. Yeah, the people listening, the lady sleeves are like, it's tighter around the wrist and then like a bouffant out. Like a pirate. Like a pirate.

You could be like a very masculine pirate man.

Not really when you're wearing a buffont out. Yeah, like a pirate. Like a pirate. You could be like a very

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