Got to be on the right side.

Got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.

That's okay now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the bright side you got to be on the bright side your mom from the brightdad flipped you off. You shit your pants on the subway and everybody pointed and laughed and they called you the little poo boy. The little poo boy. And they say, oh, you little gimp you poopoo boy. And then they laugh and they laugh. And then your boss says he fucked your wife and there's nothing you can do about it.

And then he laughs.

He calls you a little cucky poo-poo boy.

And then the whole office, they all stand up

and they say, we hate you.

We hate you, boo.

Well, then you might be depressed.

So why don't you curl up under the covers get a cup of tea, and hear us talk about the signs

you might be depressed on this week's episode of The Brighter Side.

Thanks.

It's a little insensitive, so I was like, is Ed going to be like Amber?

No, no.

Are you kidding me?

It's just like, those aren't necessarily signs are depressed. Those are reasons. Those are reasons. I would be depressed if I shit myself on the train. I almost have. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I've definitely, like, peed on this train while it was moving before. Yeah. Like in between cars. Oh, the little fun little suction area. Yeah, only once or twice, but it had to happen. Because if you fall, you're going to die. Oh my God, there was that guy who died pooping on the subway. What? Yeah, the subway shitter. He was shitting in between the tracks and I guess he lost his grip and you fell over. Oh, my God. Can you imagine your last words? Like, I got to take it dumb. Oh, oh, no. Oh, that sucks. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the, yeah, that happens. That's New York.ork i feel like because a lot of people they approach

depression and i want to start off by saying ed and i are not doctors oh god no we're comedians

you know we're comedians who have a decent disposition that's correct and we've both been depressed

we'll talk about it but a lot of people when they talk about depression it's this this somber. Oh, no. Well, you're depressed. I like to make jokes.

That's how I get myself out of it. Oh, it's also I find I'm the funniest when I'm depressed. Like all my best shit comes when I'm depressed. Absolutely. You try to be comfortable? Try to write jokes when you're comfortable. It sucks when the margaritas don't come out on time. Oh, man. But sometimes, oh, sometimes when your job's to write jokes and you are like depressed, depressed and you got to go to work and try and be funny. Yeah. That shit's fucked up. Yeah, it's hard. That's hard.

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