Warning, warning, warning, warning.

Content on this podcast may be offensive to bald eagles with receding hairlines,

bald wild buffalo

and gerbils with three nipples

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the perfect tin

what's happening

Lonnie Turner what's going on

you did a lot of bald and you've done a lot of gerbils

there's been bald and gerbils there hasn't been

is that your base

I well no because we offend them all.

Uh-huh. Apparently. I just like how Cambrot just sort of off the cuff comes up with all the stuff that we might offend. Yeah. It's good. It's not super thought out beforehand. It's just like... Why would it be? How would he know? he's guessing who we're going to offend.

I got so much on my mind.

I'm not thinking about like, Why would it be? How would he know? He's guessing who we're going to offend. I got so much on my mind.

I'm not thinking about, like, what, you know, a receding eagle with bald hair or whatever.

He's already called a bald eagle.

That's why I thought receding hair line would have been funny to say.

It was...

My old girlfriend's nickname for my dick was a bald gerbil

a bald gerbil your dick did you get that when you were breaking up

well i've seen your dick once yeah it looks like your penis so So did you get that checked out? Because it sounds like it was infected. Old P.G. It was fine. Okay. The gerbil or the... I don't know what I said that offended people, but my mic is out now. We're cutting your mic. I think the mic is working. He just turned off the echo thing in the back. We've got like lots of technical things we're working on here, Kira. I get it. We have a Zen backdrop behind us. We're nice and Zen, but there's a lot going on that makes, like, we're figuring it out. In about 10 years, well, this will be flawless. We're all figuring it out. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I'll never figure it all out. I hope not. If you figure it all out, then you're done. You don't have to really go on anymore, right? You figured it all out. Yeah. Well, when it comes to producing the quality content to share with everybody, it'd be nice if we could figure that out. It's fine. People are looking at us and listening to us. Yeah, that's all that matters. And we have no problem delivering funny, which is what you're here for because you're, goddamn, I'm here, you're so fucking funny. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wait, I haven't even introduced you properly. Kira Santonovic is sitting next to me.

And one of, yeah, hello, hello, hello, sweet world.

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