Strawberry Shartcake Straight Up Disrespects The Toilet
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2024
⏱️ 53 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:29:19 Explaining Featured Youtards / Tamir Gets Loud And Patriotic 04:56:06 When You Can’t Stop Sharting Out Strawberries 11:47:14 Old People Arguing About Shit That Doesn’t Matter 16:47:23 Another Installment Of Destroying Your Own Property To Own The Libs 27:20:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:41:03 Miming Masturbation Gets You […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, August 22nd, 2024 coming up on the program today when you just can't stop sharding out strawberries, |
| 0:08.5 | plus sipping cola out of testicles, blowing up your own motorcycle to own the Lib Tards, and |
| 0:15.1 | Masterbatory Chaos at the Pokemon World Championship. |
| 0:18.8 | All coming up today. |
| 0:19.7 | Distort and View Daily proudly presents another confession left on the chronic |
| 0:28.8 | masturbators voicemail line. I was at the office today and I couldn't stop thinking about this guy I work with named |
| 0:37.1 | Omar. I just kept obsessing over his cock and and what his crotch must smell like and what is the |
| 0:47.9 | demon must taste like I was saying on my desk so hard and I haven't masturbated since I left home this morning so I was |
| 0:57.7 | afraid I was going to ejaculate in my suit. |
| 1:00.6 | So I'm here in the restroom right now with my cock and ball was pulled out of my suit pants |
| 1:07.0 | I'm standing at the urinal, stroking my car, I've got to ejaculate and get back to work. I just couldn't get |
| 1:17.2 | Omar off my mind. I've seen him in here in the bathroom a couple of times. He always comes over and stands next to me at the urinal. There's no divider. |
| 1:28.0 | So we're always standing here with a full view of each other pissing, he'll end zip his pants and he pulls out his cock and his balls too. |
| 1:41.0 | And I'll just stand there looking down at his big heavy cock. |
| 1:47.0 | pissing out a big heavy load sound of this cock pissing just, you know, we drive me crazy sometimes. |
| 1:58.0 | Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, you didn't help it. I can't get back to work. |
| 2:11.0 | That was embarrassing. |
| 2:14.0 | It's distorted view daily with Tim Henson. |
| 2:18.0 | She likes to start things off by giving me some head. Her teeth always make my dick raw. |
| 2:23.0 | Her teeth, a bitch can't suck a dick worth a damn. |
| 2:27.0 | Welcome to 1-800-ass-Hole. |
| 2:30.0 | Yes, Jim Mountain back here with you for your Thursday episode, a TV, have a fantastic one for you. |
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