Stop Trying To Make Stick Pussy Happen!
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Timmy Boo tackles dangerously polite drivers, a brony convention meltdown, and a porn clip that introduces a phrase you’ll never be able to un-hear again. Plus, Florida delivers Valentine’s Day violence via fast-food projectile, and Olympic athletes apparently cannot stop having sex. 🎤 Cold Open A prank call from the […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, February 18th, 2026. |
| 0:04.7 | Coming up on the program today, Chris Chan got kicked out of another brony convention. |
| 0:09.3 | Plus, stick pussy overdrive. |
| 0:11.9 | Dangerously low condom supplies have been reported at the Winter Olympics |
| 0:15.2 | and beaten over the head with a chicken sandwich on Valentine's Day. |
| 0:19.3 | All coming up today. |
| 0:23.5 | Hello. |
| 0:24.6 | Agnes. |
| 0:26.3 | Yes. |
| 0:27.1 | Hi. |
| 0:27.9 | Happy President's Day. |
| 0:28.9 | Hi. |
| 0:30.7 | Who by you talking to? |
| 0:32.2 | My name is Luquacious. |
| 0:33.7 | I'm with the Honey-Baked Horse Company. |
| 0:35.9 | How are you today? |
| 0:37.4 | Well, not so good. Why? What's going on? But I'm doing. Is it one of the three H's, hip, heart, or hemorrhoids? Well, I've got problems. Oh, my God, tell me about it. I am lactating like crazy over here. How's the weather? Nice today. It's cold, but it's nice. |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah, I bet you're always cold. |
| 0:59.0 | Circulation, you know. |
| 1:00.1 | Well, I'm here to give you a free honey-baked horse, but you got to tell me who your |
| 1:05.1 | favorite president is on this most special of holidays president's day. |
| 1:11.3 | Who was your favorite president? |
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