Arise, Battery Robot!

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Bad news everyone: Peter has been sealing his car and now he absolutely stinks. No matter what he tries, he can't get the stink off. Luke tries to take his mind off of it by telling him the story about how the Israelis captured Adolf Eichmann. Does it work? Not really.

Elsewhere, the lads ruminate on the logistics of having an entirely different and secret extra family, before introducing their newest addition to the Luke and Pete Show community, Battery Robot! Who is he (presumably it's a he)? What is he like? And what does he have for his dinner? Tune in to find out...

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0:00.0	I'm a zombie
0:09.2	Hey, I'm a zombie
0:10.7	And it is the Luca Pietro.
0:12.2	How you doing, Lou Kee Mo?
0:14.0	It's the Logan Peacho or two guys in the room, one of them, me or may not be a zombie
0:17.9	depending on how deep he's been bitten, hmm.
0:20.8	Yeah, how you doing?
0:21.8	I'm all right, thanks, Peter.
0:22.9	How's it going?
0:23.9	I'm fine.
0:24.9	Just, my body stinks, Luke.
0:28.6	Okay, I could have told you that.
0:30.2	My body absolutely stinks.
0:32.6	I'll tell you for a while.
0:33.8	Shower broken.
0:35.0	At the weekend, I decided, opted, if you will, to try and under seal my car. Okay. Protect it from the elements, if you will. Because out in Japan... I wasn't the way you had to do that. Is that a thing? Should I be doing that? Yeah, probably. It's quite a new car.
0:54.9	You'd be alright for a few.
0:56.3	I'll probably be coming under warranty.
0:57.4	I've never been told about that.
0:58.1	No one's ever said that to me.
0:59.6	Well, when you live on the seaside with the salty sea air, the salty sea dogs. The briny sea air. The briny sea air. Brine the air.
1:07.4	It can be a little abrasive on the old under,
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