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Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2020
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Richard has given himself a terrible home haircut and Jonny's brother has bought tyres from a scrapyard. Also in this show, singers with high revving voices, Mariah Carey VTEC kicked in, yo, getting annoyed by some car-based inaccuracies in The Crown, the filming secrets of The Queen's Gambit, middle-aged dad hats, and the acceptability of Porsche branded items. (On that note, the Porsche 911 Turbo tribute trainers are in association with Puma, not Nike as Richard said. Sorry.)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm Johnny Smith, I'm Richard Porter, and this is Smith and Smith, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week retro vehicles on TV shows. Sorry I'm a bit late to this recording. |
| 0:37.0 | You are, you are late. |
| 0:40.0 | I've been in the midst of a hair styling disaster. |
| 0:45.2 | What? |
| 0:46.2 | Well, right, so it's lockdown, hairdressers are shut. |
| 0:51.8 | Yes. It's a weird thing actually. When did we go to Goodwood? It was what, three, four weeks ago? |
| 0:59.6 | Three or four could be a month ago, yeah. Yeah, so the week before that I went for a proper |
| 1:05.8 | haircut because I thought we were going to be on camera need to look smart so I had a |
| 1:11.1 | proper haircut with a week's leeway in case it didn't |
| 1:13.8 | turn out quite right that it could sort of you know settle in. |
| 1:16.7 | That was fine. Within a week after Goodwoods so you know T minus two weeks from haircut today my hour suddenly |
| 1:28.1 | really long relatively oh did you take some |
| 1:31.4 | kept growing did you take some naughty supplements? |
| 1:35.0 | No, I'm just asking. |
| 1:38.0 | But just this week a friend of ours has not been drinking for six weeks and you know that I've basically been off the booze. |
| 1:48.2 | Yeah and this friend of us said, oh tell you what, yeah, not drinking it's great, yeah, I feel I've got more energy and all this stuff, and I was like, yeah, yeah, |
| 1:54.6 | and he went, oh, so my hair's got thicker, which apparently is a thing. |
| 1:57.6 | What? |
| 1:59.6 | Oh, so maybe, is that the reason why I've gone bald? I'm not even a big drinker. I'm not a big drinker. |
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