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Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and this is Smith and

Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week attempt

to answer some of your emails. I think I've already exceeded by my caffeine for today and it's

11 o'clock. I've gone a bit heavy on the on the coffee and it's that combination

of feeling sort of euphoric but also a little bit twitchy. I don't know if I

like it. I'm drinking out of one of my own mugs that I sell on my own e-shop as well though.

Oh my God, was this all just a builder? I just cup

out of your own mugs. I thought I'd go in heavy. Oh, I have had close lots of coffee. What do you drink

coffee out of Johnny? Did you just cup it in your hands? Like a caveman?

No, rich, no, I use a mug. What kind of mug? Well it's funny you should mention that Richard because... Is it? Is it? Yeah. It's one of my own car pervert mugs that sold in my own e-shop and goodness me what what a lovely Christmas present for a for a friend or family or yourself

That's a fantastic thought I hadn't even thought of that I hadn't even

cross my mind it could be good for a for a workshop related present oh how

marvelous the thing is unfortunately Johnny I don't drink coffee for a mug I consume coffee by

soaking it into a t-shirt and then sucking it out again I don't suppose you sell any

t-shirts it's funny you should say. I do actually sell t-shirts.

Get away!

A black one for ringing coffee out because the white one would be in instant ruination.

But no, honestly, I kid you not. If you're not going to do that, the one thing I don't sell is I don't sell the ears of a cat, and I've drunk coffee from the ears of a cat many times. The cat hates it, you end up injured, but if you turn a cat's ear upside down into the drinking

receptacle. I can't cope. I can't cope with this level of strangeness. I've got a terrible

hangover and I'm struggling as it is. You know I'm not really drinking at the moment.

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