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Have you ever encountered the phenomenon of an unexpectedly bald man? Unexpected... man.

Unexpectedly. Unexpectedly. Unexpectedly.

I feel like this might have been a plot device in Curb your enthusiasm,

but it happened to me yesterday and it really caught me out for reasons I can't properly explain

This guy came over to sort out a couple of things in our garden right and lovely chap

Sweet and he came over initially to do an estimate and he was wearing I think a

beanie hat and then he had a hoodie on over the beanie hat kind of so he was like maximum head coverage and he had a very big

beard and my mind had just sort of mentally filled in that because he had a big beard he

also had a lot of hair and his beard was very black, you know,

so really dark black beard, impressive beard.

So I thought he must have a forehead hair and he then he came back to sort the stuff out and he got his hoodie up and then he when he was doing the work getting rid of all these rogue plants that we've got coming out the back of our garden.

He flipped his hoodie down, bald as a koot.

And it really threw me off because I like to the point I remember.

He came to talk to me. me I was like oh I thought you had

hat no sorry don't know what yeah just didn't see it coming did not expect him to be a slap head

since you're a bit pissed off about it, I don't know.

But it's a bit like radio DJ's not being as you would insist that they look like.

I remember getting a little bit disappointed and confused that Terry Wogan didn't look the way I

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