Chicken: It's What's For Dinner

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This will be the hardest show description I've ever had to write. What does this episode of JRVP have in common? A man having sex with chickens while his wife films it, an ex nfl player sexually assaulting a babysitter, Phil Collins, and a man filming women in the bathroom.

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0:00.0	This week we've got sex with chickens, Phil Collins' ex-wife, and what Anthony does when a friend gets me to it.
0:07.0	I'll come it up on the episode 76 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.
0:12.1	Jeremy B.
0:13.0	Junior Vice President.
0:14.3	Where my undecided voters at!
0:16.7	I'm here.
0:18.7	I'm wearing the, uh, I voted little sticker today, little early voting.
0:30.7	Yeah, but you could have just gone in there and been like, I don't know.
0:33.7	Because I'm here.
0:34.7	Just put your thing in, put your ballot in, just write, like, I don't know.
0:37.7	And then leave.
0:38.7	That's true, then you can write in.
0:40.7	I already wrote in that, I don't know.
0:42.7	I'm a big voter.
0:43.7	I don't want to be told anyone how to vote.
0:45.7	I think it's ridiculous for a comedian to tell you how to vote.
0:47.7	But when people say, oh, I don't vote, it's like my choice.
0:49.7	I'm making a statement by not voting.
0:51.7	No, you are not.
0:52.7	Go to vote and then put in a blank ballot.
0:56.7	That is making a statement.
0:57.7	If you don't vote at all, you're just being lazy.
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