Sinkhole Full of Rats
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Election night is here - we cover it in depth. Coming out, Rats in NYC, Antonio Brown and a decapitated head in a recycling bin.
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| 0:00.0 | This week we've got a severed head Antonio Brown and a sinkhole full of rats |
| 0:05.1 | coming up on episode 77 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Fandity Project. |
| 0:10.0 | Jeremy B. Jr. Vice President. |
| 0:12.3 | I remember not too long ago. We were counting stars and hope. The summer nights |
| 0:16.9 | never turning cold the season came and went like snow. |
| 0:30.0 | Was that Jeremy B. Jr.? No. No. See Eric, you keep making this mistake. You know who |
| 0:38.4 | was? Who? Yes. Vin Diesel. That's right. If it's not my name, it's got to be Vin Diesel. |
| 0:43.4 | And I think we've discussed earlier in the season that we've all grown up. You know, |
| 0:46.8 | it's time to put childish things behind and get on train diesel. Train Vin Diesel. |
| 0:53.0 | It's not the only time I'm going to quote the lyrics. I have heard the song many times. |
| 0:57.5 | I listened to it while I work out. I tried to listen to the car, but it was hard. |
| 1:02.6 | Remember the video, it was like an aerosmith video where Eddie furlong and his friends |
| 1:07.6 | steal a car and they just crash it into a brick wall so they get airbags can hit them |
| 1:12.2 | and they can get a rush out of it. When you listen to the new Vin Diesel song, |
| 1:15.6 | like that's all you want to do. Like I had to stop myself from running full speed |
| 1:20.2 | into a brick wall just to feel the rush. Diesel is the future. Diesel is the past, |
| 1:25.5 | the present and of course, he's the future for long. I had a few of those gigs |
| 1:30.1 | on the aerosmith videos. Haven't seen him a lot since. Was he in one besides that for long? |
| 1:35.7 | The crash the car. Sover stone was in a couple. I think furlong was only in the one. |
| 1:41.0 | I'm going to challenge you on this probably. I do think back as Ellis, my daughter is nine. |
| 1:46.4 | And that was about the age I remember. I would just watch MTV for six hours at a time, |
| 1:53.4 | which was crazy to think that you would have the attention span that would keep you entertained. |
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