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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Pro Bowl vs. Eazy-E vs. Magic

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about the hot mic situation going on in the NFL and how Anthony deserves a fly over. They reflect on times when they've had issues with each other in the past and Gregg actually has some notes. It's a depressing week, the pro bowl is cancelled, a man goes to jail for farting, a priest has sex on the altar, and a senator stuffs cash up his butt cheeks.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week we've got a devastating proble update, a horny priest and a Brazilian senator with cash up his ass.

0:07.3

All coming up on episode 75 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.

0:12.9

Javvy B.

0:13.8

Junior Vice President.

0:15.1

2020 just hit rock bottom.

0:17.2

Can't get worse than this episode right now.

0:20.0

Big number 75.

0:30.0

Yeah, you finally nailed that intro.

0:33.2

Big professional intro.

0:34.5

I mean, finally one for two.

0:37.1

If that was a baseball player, he'd be in the hall of fame.

0:39.4

He'd be like better than Bay Bruth.

0:41.3

We spared you guys last week and I regretted immediately of taking out Greg's like six

0:46.4

takes that it took him to get through the intro last week.

0:50.1

And I kept telling them right down and this week he wrote it down and emailed it and take

0:53.4

one.

0:54.4

Well, it doesn't, you know, you like to try it at your right.

0:56.4

I got flustered.

0:59.3

You started putting the heat on me.

1:00.8

I didn't realize that you had texted an exact way that you wanted it.

1:05.4

I was like, here's an example.

1:06.6

Yeah.

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