Criminal Justin Jones | Nick Di Paolo Show #1384
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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🗓️ 19 April 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about yet another idiotic Biden gaffe, Matt Gaetz nailing our drug problem and more!
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| 0:00.0 | iere |
| 0:26.2 | Mr. DePauline, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be |
| 0:42.6 | disliked. Well, you were Detective Dr. Bob, you'd think. How are you folks? Welcome to the big show on a |
| 0:51.6 | Dallas. Well, it's already Wednesday folks. Where you are. I don't know what it is here. |
| 1:01.2 | Anyways, great to be with you. God. Tampa Bay, good luck beating Tampa Bay. Have you seen |
| 1:10.4 | them yet, Dallas this year? Yeah, yeah, they're 12 or 13 and oh, they haven't lost yet. They just |
| 1:17.6 | beat the Red Sox three, you know, we got one more. And they got these pitches. Why can I ask a question? |
| 1:23.8 | Why aren't the other teams following their formula? They have one of the lowest, right? Pay rolls and |
| 1:29.2 | they're successful almost every year. Scary good this year. Defense, they lead the league at home. |
| 1:34.8 | It's and you know, they get like 8,000 people to the game. What a waste. I don't get that either. |
| 1:41.5 | Is this a write-off or some mobster? Is he washing money through the to pick laundry and schemes? Yeah. |
| 1:47.6 | That's that's the impression I'm getting. Because last night it was laundry night at the |
| 1:53.4 | people would skid mark. But holy shit, they are geniuses over there. They had this kid in my |
| 1:59.8 | clanny hand start last night. Lefty. He's throwing a hundred and it's not just a hundred. It's |
| 2:05.6 | doing this like a fucking wiffle ball. And then they bring in, you know, some guy like the fifth |
| 2:10.4 | bidding. Same thing. Touchin' 99 and it's, oh, the kid last night. What am I saying? It was his first |
| 2:16.8 | start. He was a write-off last time. I'm talking, my clanny was a night before. This kid last night, |
| 2:22.2 | first start, Major League Baseball. And just blowing away the red socks who have a pretty good lineup |
| 2:28.1 | even without the ball. Holy shit. Mother of gun. Like I said, how depressing is, I think they had |
| 2:36.1 | 11, 12 times. It's a big deal. And you know, they're all bought, you know, they're all Boston, New |
| 2:42.3 | York people who moved down. You know what I mean? I don't think anybody from Tampa grew up with a, |
| 2:47.8 | well, they've been around a long time. So that's not true either. There's more to do down in |
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