Urethra Play – The Next Generation

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Accentageddon Part 3 2:24.458 Shane Lee Resurfaces! 21:10.149 Linda Finkle Hall of Fame Nominee: Freestyle Storytelling? 24:50.503 Peehole Prolapse – The Next Evolution In Urethra Play 27:43.571 Join The Fun! Be Part Of The Club! Be My Buddy 30:59.745 Mainstream News Is Reporting On Furry Litterboxes 32:44.231 Teenage Mutant Ukrainian Super Soldiers 38:04.140 A Drunk Man Protests At The Wrong Hotel 42:51.227 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 44:57.822 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks! It's Wednesday, July 20th, 2022. Coming up on the program today, the exciting
0:06.0	conclusion to the meme-scouten-faking is Accent Trilogy. Plus, erotic p-holes squirting,
0:12.5	and litter boxes for furries in our public schools. The mainstream news has finally caught
0:17.2	wind of this fake story, and they're loving it!
0:20.0	Hi, my name is Tim Henson. For the past 12 months, I've been living my life as a
0:27.8	smoke-a-larve low-on batteries.
0:29.8	Boop!
0:34.8	Boop!
0:40.8	My girlfriend of three weeks doesn't understand me.
0:43.8	I can't sleep at night! Every 15 seconds, he beeps!
0:48.8	If she wants this good dick and she's gonna have to get used to this beeping!
0:55.8	Ah!
0:59.8	Now, Tim, you say you are a smoke-a-larm.
1:05.8	Yes, that is how I'm choosing to live my life.
1:08.8	Allison, now you say you don't approve of this.
1:11.8	Dr. Phil, this is ridiculous! All hours of the night, he's up! Beeping!
1:18.8	Now, what Allison is saying to him is she can't get any sleep.
1:23.8	All right, could you not do that here? I mean, I am not chicken in a Memphis outhouse, if you hear what I'm saying.
1:28.8	Not really. The point is, I'm a good smoke detector. Who happens to be low-on batteries?
1:34.8	Dr. Phil, there was a fire in our apartment, and he didn't even notice it.
1:39.8	What a second. You stayed up at night, pretending to be a fire alarm.
1:44.8	Dr. Phil, I am a fire alarm.
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