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Hey, Rock, on Alisha.

You can all agree that being cheated on is a terrible feeling.

And if you've ever experienced it, it sucks. You start putting the pieces together. You start going, wait a minute, it can't be. And then you go, yep, there's the proof. People usually deny that cheating is happening until you hit them with the cold, hard facts of the reality. Even then, sometimes they go, still, it's not, what you're saying isn't true. Or they do the whole I was going to tell you. Right, I was going to tell you or da-da-da. But there's a different type of cheating that is happening now and is not the standard relationship cheating on each other stuff, which, you know, has been around for a long time. This is the food cheating. And we're not even talking about the food cheating that i do when i will eat a pizza

on my way home before i will sit with my family for a dinner and pretend i never ate the food pizza

that is that a drive-in pizza like i call it or a drive-and-slice that is another type of food cheating

but in this particular case jake the nerd has been doing something very shameful that he feels

a lot of remorse about.

I think you should because it's the same. I have felt this way before. I think everyone will say that at some point they have done exactly what you did. And there is a weird feeling of guilt that comes with it. Yeah, man. For the longest time, ever since I moved in L.A., I've been living in the Burbank area. and since almost one I've had a favorite pizza place which is Central Park Pizza in Burbank and you have been a

regular there for a regular and it's a small shop it's literally hole in the wall it's like inside

a batting cage it's like four people that work there I all I almost know them all by. So yeah, do they know you by name? Ah, now he's back. I think they know me by my order because I have a very specific order. What I'm sticky! Do they know? You said they know you by your odor? My order. Oh, okay. You did. I'm pretty sure it was they know you by your odor, I think they know we by both. Right. So you've been there.

Would you say hundreds of times? Easy, yeah. Okay. What is your order? I get a large with pepperoni and sausage, but I get it with a white sauce, like cream sauce instead of red. Oh, hold the joke. I can't wait until he stops getting

the jab because he's going to put on the weight

plus. Oh my God. And a large

pizza for one person. What the hell are you doing? It's going to last me for like three days. Oh my God, I can't. Elmar, I am so looking forward to Jake. It's going to be the best. When Jake stops taking the jab, he is going to be enormous. And he always had good pepper morning rules. They say you gain it back within a month. I can't wait. And you gain it back four times faster. With two ranches. There's too many ranches. It's still telling us his order. The ranch is perfect. So it mixed well with the white sauce that you asked for all right? In addition to the large pizza, which you figured out a way to make. Sometimes extra large, actually. What is it? Sometimes extra large. Damn. In addition to the extra large pizza where you replace the tomato sauce, the one healthy thing, with the cream sauce, you then also add two ramechins of ranch on the side and you get a pepperoni roll. No, no, it's numerous rolls. There's like 20 rolls in order. Really? Yeah, they're super good. Jake's new nickname is going to be numerous rolls. All right, so you go to this place. Hey, Jake the Quake, welcome back, buddy. You've been going to this place for a while. It's like they see all the cups like Jurassic Park because Jake's approaching the restaurant.

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