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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0	It smells like dog food in here.
0:01.6	Yep.
0:02.4	Rook, Ruck.
0:03.0	Bobby just got here.
0:04.2	I just got here.
0:06.1	I yelled at the host for putting the mic stand low. You know how they try to get a laugh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm small. I've done. I'd do that. I know. And it makes me so angry. but I won't yell at you, but I want,
0:19.5	if you ever do that again, I'll rip you.
0:21.8	Oh, I've gotten that from you.
0:23.1	Yeah, yeah.
0:23.7	The low voice.
0:24.3	Because it's, because, it makes me so angry. I won't yell at you, but I want, if you ever do that again, I'll rip you.
0:21.8	Oh,
0:22.0	I've gotten that from you.
0:23.1	Yeah,
0:23.4	yeah.
0:36.2	The low voice. Because it's, because it's, it's trying to get a laugh that I'm short, right? But it's not my laugh. It's their laugh. You know what I mean? It's their residue left.
0:37.2	Yeah, leftover laugh. It's leftover laugh.
0:38.3	When they're not even on state, they try to get a laugh.
0:40.3	Yeah.
0:40.9	And they're in the back. You know what I mean? It's their residue left. Yeah, leftover laugh. Yeah, it's leftover laugh.
0:38.3	When they're not even on stage, they try to get a laugh. Yeah. And they're in the back going, uh-huh, but I'll do it. I made the mic store, you know. I bet you Brad gets that. Williams. Oh, dude, I do the opposite from when Brad follows me in the store. I put it as high as I can. That's the same thing.
0:54.4	It's the same thing.
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