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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 DV Merchandise Store Closing Up For The Year 2:17.368 God Is Back And He’s Hotter Than Ever 3:23.085 Reading Death Threats Out Loud At A School Board Meeting 5:19.982 Stop Teaching Children The Number 6! My Solution… 10:07.564 Woman Refuses To Understand How A Stop Sign Works 13:13.024 Incel Tries His Luck In The Youtube Comments 17:48.759 Youtube Do-Gooder Is In Over His Head Helping The Homeless 23:34.568 Help Support Distorted View Daily! 30:05.046 One […]

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0:00.0	You know, every day I get on the mic and urge you all to sign up for the side show.
0:07.0	And, uh, even I admit that's kind of lame.
0:09.6	It's my podcast, it's my member's site.
0:12.5	Of course I'm going to sing its praises, so today we're going to do something a little
0:16.6	different.
0:17.6	I got a couple AI voices to do a spot for DV.
0:20.8	So now you don't have to take my word for it.
0:23.7	You can take the word of some highly advanced computer robots up in the cloud.
0:28.0	They know what they're talking about.
0:29.8	Take a listen.
0:30.8	Honey, I need more podcast to listen to.
0:35.8	Don't bother me with your womanly problems.
0:39.2	I am man.
0:40.6	I'm off to work and I'll probably fuck my belly 18 year old secretary up that smooth shitter
0:48.4	of hers.
0:49.4	Catch you later.
0:51.4	Bitch.
0:52.4	It's a scene that's far too familiar.
0:58.7	Relationships ruined due to lack of list-nubble content.
1:01.2	I love podcasts, but distorted view is the only good one out there.
1:06.1	If only there were more episodes I haven't yet heard.
1:10.4	Hey lady, have you heard of the side show?
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