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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.872 My Car Search Nightmare Is Over 1:47.022 Notable Moments In Womens History 5:23.891 The Modern Sissy Sub Male 8:05.515 Screaming A Pedo In A Target 9:58.348 Delusional Woman Thinks Highly Of Herself / Gets Put In Place 15:05.961 Aiport Freak Out: Indian Dude Edition 19:16.546 Sign Up For The Sideshow 22:00.416 Snapped Penises Are On The Rise 23:39.342 Selling Racist Water On Ebay 27:46.772 An Almost Perfect Pizza Crime 34:18.440 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 36:58.296 […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:05.6	More men are snapping their penises in half than ever before.
0:09.0	Plus, three holes to fuck.
0:11.2	That's the title of the Modern Woman's Manifesto.
0:14.1	And screaming bloody buttfucker in the airport is a good way to get thrown out.
0:18.9	I'll come up today.
0:22.9	Distorted view daily, proudly presents great moments in state fair hog calling contests.
0:30.1	Let's go.
0:34.2	Ready, ready?
0:37.8	Freee!
0:40.3	Seeing old,
0:45.2	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1:15.2	Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying
1:23.8	Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying Ying 모습
1:32.9	INDISRAEL
1:34.7	IC wz Miss Vijana. Thinking about Mr.PJanet?
1:38.8	Can I ask you to put your words on the paper?
1:41.0	Wait good what?
1:42.9	day Usect
1:44.0	I have my sister.
1:45.0	Oh my goodness.
1:46.0	Yes!
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