Charlie Sanders, Jeff Hiller, Pamela Murphy

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2016

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Postcops - Charlie Sanders, Jeff Hiller, and Pamela Murphy join Matt Besser for this week's improv4humans. A delivery driver makes his own spagetti for his customers, members of Weight Watchers take a proactive approach to cutting their points, and a camera operator keeps the camera on the reporter at all costs. Later, they smoke some body-terror inducing weed and pay a visit to a theoretical sandwich artist.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace.

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0:00.0	Humans, this episode of Improv for Humans, Matt Besser, is sponsored by Squarespace.
0:06.0	Here is a podcasting.
0:08.0	We all need a landing page, a beautiful gallery, a professional blog and online store.
0:12.0	It's all included with your Squarespace website.
0:14.0	Humans, you gotta do Squarespace because Squarespace is helping us do podcasting.
0:21.0	In our offer code, Improv, to get 10% off your first purchase, Squarespace,
0:26.0	set your website apart.
0:28.0	And then I started driving it.
0:30.0	Okay, still weird.
0:32.0	You wrote it and you were like, hey, I can do it.
0:34.0	Yeah, baby, I don't know how I feel if you pick me up.
0:38.0	Well, I obviously water.
0:40.0	But for real, Brett, you go this guy seems a little young.
0:46.0	Yeah, a little bit.
0:48.0	I don't know if he has experience in safety or knowing where things are.
0:56.0	I've lived in LL all my life.
0:58.0	So I know where things are.
1:00.0	But I'm 22.
1:02.0	Uber says it's fine.
1:04.0	And if Uber says it's fine, then it must be fine.
1:06.0	You seem like the guy that would take all your own shortcuts through everything
1:12.0	and be zigzagging around aggressively.
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