Adam Pally, John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2016

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Plerk of Plersonality - Adam Pally, John Gemberling, and Gil Ozeri join Matt Besser for this week's episode of improv4humans. They navigate a convenience store that deals in specific kinds of tape, pick the best cereal to put in their kids' hair, and mount a less literal garage door ad campaign. Later, they explore the autotune dimension and then feel out a new house by its hardcore tunes.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace and Casper Mattresses.

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0:14.8	Humans support Squarespace because you got to make a website and they support us.
0:19.7	So why not do it with them using offer code Improv to get 10% off your first purchase.
0:27.4	Squarespace, set your website up heart.
0:32.8	Yeah, he was attacked recently in Iceland.
0:37.5	Why is he in Iceland?
0:39.8	Doing like, you know, those, their, their lives are like reduced to people flying them out
0:45.4	and like stapling their nuts to their life.
0:50.4	Who's class to get?
0:52.2	Yeah.
0:55.2	What do you mean that people like have a bachelor party and have them come and do that?
1:01.5	Yeah, or like, you know, even like, you know, for big, it's like a public appearance.
1:06.4	They make like a big, a bad merger of public appearance.
1:08.9	And he gets drunk and he's like, who wants to fucking punch me in the face?
1:12.3	Not my teeth out.
1:14.0	So guys, for Adam's party, I got Steve Ode to come.
1:20.1	Oh, and he says he'll do anything, but we only haven't for like five minutes.
1:25.3	But he'll do it.
1:26.3	Why are you saying oh, no, I thought that'd be cool.
1:29.3	We all used to love jackass.
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