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🗓️ 14 September 2016
⏱️ 92 minutes
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1:39.1 | that's me humans this is an i4h experiment gone wild we're gonna use the movie form combined it |
1:51.8 | was singing along the classic rock and try some improv let me take you to a place called heaven |
2:09.8 | oh |
2:15.8 | there's a lady who sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to |
2:29.1 | heaven when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed with the one she can get what she |
2:45.7 | came for and she's buying a stairway to heaven we cut to one of those stores and we see the woman |
3:03.6 | outside jiggling on the locked door it obviously says closed outside she's peeking in |
3:13.2 | is it excuse me is anyone is anyone there hey man how you doing man are you closed already I |
3:20.1 | closed in here I know but I can't open the door I know but it's six o'clock and and you guys say |
3:26.0 | you close at six that's not really I'm real I'm real I'm not there yet we're gonna open in about |
3:31.1 | 10 minutes I know but look I'm late to work and I really wanted by my husband a birthday present so |
3:36.3 | if there's just like a lake and do me a do me a good blue hey blue I'm the angel Lou can I help you |
3:46.9 | yeah um I just I was you know just because this is heaven it doesn't mean you get everything you want |
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